"Sinus Infecting Slut"

So I've been suffering from this never ending cold for over 2 weeks until I decided this week to call the doctor. I get in for an appointment monday night. So I call my mom to tell her I've made an appointment and I will not be dying from pneumonia. Then she decides to argue with me about her going to the appointment with me. I insisted she didn't need to, but I couldn't make her budge. So I told her to meet me there. I go to the appointment after work and can't find her car. Why? Because they have my dad's SUV, she dragged my father. Here's some 23 year old loser with a snuffy nose and cough going to the doctors with mommy and daddy. LAME. Next I get called in to see the doctor so my parents stayed put in the waiting room (could you imagine how embarrassed I'd be if they came in with me!?) and this is what I don't understand, the nurse asked me to step on the scale. WHY? Why must you remind me of how fat I am while I already feel like shit because I'm sick! Evil whore. Anyways I go in visit the doctor and he tells me I have a sinus infection and that he's putting me on Amoxicillin, Nasonex, and god knows what else. So being that I have been on antibiotics once in my life ( 2nd grade with the chicken pox-thanks Vinnie Roberto!) I asked how it effects my other meds (aka birth control). Simply put i asked "how does this effect my other meds" and he jumped as said "what other meds?! and i'm thinking "HELLO!? I've been on this shit for 3 years! where have u been" but instead told him the name of my medicine and he checked my left hand for a wedding ring of some sort and stated "you shouldn't even be having sex you're not married!"(this man is in his 30s mind you). In complete shock I didn't know what to say so I sat in silence with my head down-had i not been miserable and sick the bitch in me would have immediately stated, "last I checked you weren't a priest" but instead he quickly grabbed his shit and walked out of the room and before slamming the door said "hope u feel better". Thanks, Asshole! What kind of doctor should be practicing and judging? I was not wearing my sexy lingerie in the office with the sniffles. I was wearing crappy jeans and a sweater. NEWSFLASH! There are people on birth control for other reasons than having sex and last I checked he also wasn't my gyno! So how would he know!? My only conclusion to this story is that I hate him and he needs to relax and get laid. Douchebag.

"The End of the Parker Era"

Today marks the end of an era. An employee that has made coming to work very difficult everyday for the last year is leaving today! Between her random complaints, debates just to argue, rude interruptions, and her entire life story ("this one time...") I have joined the rest of the agency in saying "don't let the door hit you on the way out."

I will not miss her stories displaying how horrible of a mother she is. Like the time she thought it was needed to tell the office how her four year old daughter still shits in a diaper. That's just wrong. Or overhearing her conversations with clients telling them "I just want to go to cocktail parties and screw guys!" GREEEEAAAAAT. I could write a book of all her stories. Did you know she went to Notre Dame? Did you know that makes her the smartest person in the agency? Yeah, I didn't know that either. Or the one time she made our intern decorate t-shirts for her and her daughter to wear to the Jonas Brothers concert. WOW

I don't understand how a person has lasted this long at an agency by talking down to others and bossing them around-knowing they will never have get promoted enough to have the ability to manage others.

There's this book called The Gift of Fear and a chapter in it about signs to look for in employees who become violent and she possesses 11 of the 15 qualities. Check it out.

It is now 4:55pm of her last day...hip hip HORAAAAY. I'm sure my boyfriend and closest friends will also be happy because I will no longer have stories bitching about this person.